Somebody Shut This Man Up!!!

As I'm sure most of you are aware, I don't like Paul McCartney. Not at all. Yes, I LOVE The Beatles, but there are so many stories from their break-up that show up his true personality - not to mention everything he's done from the past 5 years or so (namely the whole McCartney/Lennon fiasco and Freedom... blargh!). So a few years ago I made the stark realisation - PAUL MCCARTNEY IS A SELF-ABSORDED, SELF-PROMOTING, EGOTISTICAL CONTROL FREAK WHO IS ONLY INTERESTED IN MONEY AND FURTHERING HIS OWN PUBLIC IMAGE AND I CAN'T STAND HIM!

Don't believe me? Well dig this:

McCartney registers name as trademark
Saturday Oct 14 12:05 AEST

Former Beatle Paul McCartney sought on Friday to cash in on his name by registering it as a trademark for use on everything from waistcoats to vegetarian food.
In addition to vegetarian items, he is also seeking permission for the name on meat, fish, poultry and game.

The application has been made by McCartney's company, MPL Communications Ltd, and if successful will give it the exclusive right to use of the name McCartney on clothing, footwear, headgear and a variety of other goods.

The full application specifies such disparate items as articles of fancy dress, overalls, waistcoats, hosiery, dressing-gowns, bath robes, sports clothing and swimwear.

So, while I'm sure all you Macca fans out there will be ready to abuse me for insulting "the infallibe Sir Paul", you will excuse me while I go laugh at his arrogance and listen to music he could never try and claim as his...

(Yes, I did just run away and listen to All Things Must Pass - the greatest solo album of any ex-Beatle)

Pointless Blog... Of DOOM!!!

So I was watching the news tonight... seems this stupid "Boy Band" are at number one... and there was a guy from The Edge saying how this is a comment on pop music at the moment, how it's been taking itself too seriously and all that pretentious babble...

No, Snot-for-brains! It is just proof that to get to number one all you need is a stupid gimmick and a truck load of advertising aimed at teenage girls!!! I HATE PRETENTIOUS MUSIC INDUSTRY CHUMPS

And remember this day kiddies... because today is the day I finally got season 3 of Parker Lewis Can't Lose. Yes that's right - I now have EVERY EPISODE! Praise the Lord! I won't be needing friends again now for quite some time... so you losers can all go get stuffed!

Just kidding

So remember folks; when talking about pop music, please refrain from talkng from out of your buttocks. Unless you would like Logan to beat you to death with your own vommit.

Although at the moment, you may be lucky enough that I won't pry myself away from the 73 episodes of pure enjoyment that is the classic tv show from 1990 Parker Lewis Can't Lose

But do you really want to take that chance??