2025 in 2025: Day 16

Barcelona - Freddie Mercury & Montserrat Caballé

Oh man, this is one of those albums I kind of grew up hearing - but mostly in the background. But it is so engrained in my head that I when I once listened to the re-recorded version with the orchestra, something sounded off. Musically, it is more theatre than pop/rock. And it all totally works - I would see this show. But only in 1988 with Freddie Mercury and Montserrat Caballé in the lead roles. I really need to give the orchestrated version another attempt.

Highlights: Barcelona, How Can I Go On

8/10

Bare Bones - Bryan Adams

One of my genuine favourite pop/rock songwriters performing his hits stripped back - what's not to like? Darn this man's voice is solid on this. Hearing the crowd singalong with Everything I Do reminds me just how massive that song was - and how much it kinda killed Adams' career. It's also funny hearing him sing these heartfelt songs and then throw in some joke line to completely kill the mood. Clearly the man does not take himself so seriously. There are a few songs on here that are not found elsewhere, as well. Smart man, that Bryan Adams. But not that smart, because I miss Keith Scott.

Highlights: You've Been a Friend to Me, All For Love

7/10

Barely Legal - The Hives

Well, this sure is a change of pace. The Hives doing raw fast punk rock. It's a lot of fun. It is only the start of how fun they will get.

Highlights: Closed for the Season

6.5/10

Barracuda - Kinky

This album takes me back to a more peaceful time when one could purchase CDs from ebay for US$1 and get them shipped for only a few dollars and not have to worry about taxes or GST or anything else. Because that is how I managed to get most of my Kinky discography. And my life has been all the better for it. I pity our youth who do not get to experience such joy. Sure, they can access any music in the world thanks to streaming music for free and can probably access more Kinky albums than I own, but I still pity them. Oh yeah, this album. It's great. Probably the most straight electro-funk album they've made? It's groovy.

Highlights: Masacre Sónica, Avión, TachiMariPedónCocongo

7/10

Bat Out of Hell - Meatloaf

This is simply You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth. Fun fact: I have never actually listened to this full album. Or much Meatloaf at all! You would think a highly-acclaimed 'rock opera' would be right up my alley, so I should change that one day...

7/10

Batman - Prince

Think about the future! If you take the Batman thing out of this, it is still an awesome album. Just about perfect, really. And really just encapsulates my progression as a human: when this came out, I hated Prince and I hated this music. Someone go back in time to 1989 and beat LOGMAN with a Batpole. And this album.

Highlights: Electric Chair, Batdance

8.5/10

Batman Theme - Neil Hefti & His Orchestra and Chorus

This is the theme song for the 1966 Batman television series. The greatest Batman television series. And such a wonderful theme. I recorded my own version and then made a video of me in my Batman onesie, rockin' out and defeating Godzilla. Because LOGMAN knows how to spend his free time.

9/10

Battle Born - The Killers

I genuinely liked The Killers. A lot. Their first album was an absolute masterpiece. But please note the past tense used - liked. Somewhere along the road they started thinking they were some sort of modern Bruce Springsteen or Jon Bon Jovi. I'm not saying this album doesn't have a few good songs, but boy does Brandon Flowers need more autotune. And some of this is bland; like, The Way it Was sounds like it is commercial on Spotify or something. Actually, it just hit me - this sounds like modern Ryan Adams with keyboards! It's all a bit of a shame, because amongst this mediocreness are some genuinely good songs. They need to change their name, because nowadays all they are killing is my attention. 

Highlights: Battle Born, Runaways, 
6/10

The Battle of Los Angeles - Rage Against The Machine

This is the kind of energy I need after that. The real difference I'm finding here is these songs seem almost ready for the radio. Almost. I mean, these dudes are still super angry and expressing that through swearing and whatnot, but they have some neat hooks going on and the songs are all in that 3 to 4 minute range. But it is still RATM in the best possible way. 

Highlights: Guerilla Radio, Born of a Broken Man, New Millenium Homes

7/10

Baywatch - Various Artists

If you don't love those opening and end credits songs to Baywatch, then I don't know what to tell you. They bookend this album and in-between we get the worst Beach Boys song I've ever heard, some early-90s R&B, a couple of actors from Baywatch, and plenty of David Hasselhoff. Now excuse me while I go run along the beach...

Highlights: I'm Always Here - Jim Jamison, I Believe - David Hasselhoff, Current of Love - David Hasselhoff

5/10

Be Ambitious - JUDY AND MARY

YUKI and her punk rock roots are always good times. Nothing like 2 weird instrumentals and 3 quick punk rock songs to perfectly do a punk EP. This was the debut from JAM and it is the first of their releases I'll be listening to; their final album starts with W, so will likely be the last of their releases I will listen to! That's how you do it, people.

Highlights: Judy is a Punk Rocker, Make Up One's Mind, Blue Tears

6.5/10

"Albums" listened to so far: 135

Jim Kelly June Jamboree: Melinda (1972)

THE MOVIE

We open with the funkiest of instrumentals, while a dude drives the coolest looking Corvette in 1972.

We're off to a great start!

Then, we find ourselves in a community centre or something where my man Jim Kelly is training locals in the art of Karate. He decides to demonstrate his superior skills by whooping the dude that was driving the Corvette.

After embarrassing him, my man Jim Kelly tells this dude (Frankie J. Parker - our actual main character) that he needs to talk to the owner of the centre about giving him a break on the rent, because they are there to help people and fight against drugs. 

Jim Kelly is the man.

Anyways, Parker is a DJ. And a ladies man. And supremely full of himself.

He goes to a bar and picks up a woman named Melinda, and takes her to a party on a boat being held by his dear friend, Tank. Tank made lots of money in the NFL. And if this wasn't a 1972 blaxploitation film, I would swear Tank is actually in love with his friend Frankie; I know that wasn't the intention, but the way he is portrayed just screamed secret crush. Especially with lines about how all his gifts to Frankie "are from the heart".

Plus he totally gets in the way when Frankie is trying to mack on Melinda - even interrupting by introducing Frankie's ex-girlfriend! 

So after telling Frankie that she absolutely will not be having sex with him, Melinda of course has sex with Frankie and they fall madly in love. We see them going on dates and telling each other how much they love each other, so I assume they are now in the midst of a serious relationship. Turns out, it has only been two days! I'd say something like 'maybe the sex was really good', but they showed it. It was weird.

Frankie comes home from the radio station on the second day of this whirlwind romance, only to find his beloved Melinda has been murdered. His arrival is promptly followed by the police, who quickly assume he is the murderer and arrest him. Now, I'm not Batman (I'm LOGMAN), but I would think the fact Frankie just arrived, has no blood on his clothing, and there is likely nothing in the room to say he did it would have me considering it may have been someone else. But that's why they are the police. Realising the man is never going to believe him, Frankie sets out to find the real murderer. But of course, it is not simple. He has to fight off some junkie whore and some trusted allies, until he is finally able to come face to face with the man responsible. And then beat the crap out of him and his cronies, with the help of Jim Kelly and the other karate students.

REACTION

Is my write up here boring? Because this movie was... kinda boring. And dumb. Frankie J. Parker was completely unlikeable - just an arrogant douche that just expected everyone to worship him. The biggest failing for me, was that the movie didn't seem to know what tone it wanted to portray; the whole thing seemed to take itself way too seriously, but also featured some bizarre silly gags, like every time Tank was getting sexytimes with a lady he would be interrupted by Frankie, or at the start where the guy following Melinda sat outside Frankie's door listening to them have sex - and he was so turned on by it, he had an orgasm in the hallway. At one point, it felt like a serious version of Dolemite!

And did I mention how unlikeable our main character was? And to add further nonsense to it all, when we are first introduced to his ex-girlfriend, she is portrayed as being obsessed with him and he chews her out for not being worthy of his love. But then about halfway through the movie, she turns into his biggest ally and they are madly in love again. Which again, is only like a day or two removed from his latest girlfriend being murdered. Dude just moves quickly, I guess...

JIM KELLY
Well, like I said - he ran a community centre, taught Karate, and beat up a lot of bad guys to help the main character. I originally thought this was done after Enter The Dragon, due to that movie billing him as "Introducing", but here he was only billed in a very minor way amongst a million other names - which had me concerned that the opening scene was all I was going to see of him. Had ETD been released first, I am certain he would have received some type of co-headlining credit. Or maybe they would have redone the whole movie to make him the star? I don't know. What I do know is Jim Kelly beating up drug pushers and telling Parker how jive he was, was the highlight of the movie and I am glad he appeared more than I actually thought he would. The two hours were literally bookended by Jim Kelly displaying Karate supremacy. And that made it worthwhile, I guess.

I would recommend watching the first few minutes and then skipping to the end for the karate fight.