I'm not a man known for his respectful feelings towards
I guess I've always been fairly misguided with my view: I've always seen
But last night that changed when I was shown a video… a video of power… a video of inspiration… a video of a REAL American
Yes that's right – I am talking about REAL American; a video so truly powerful and exciting that I had no choice but to post it on my MySpace. So if you haven't had a chance to view it yet, I suggest you hit that back button and load it up right now. What are you waiting for? Do it! It's what a REAL American would do
You see, I always had the wrong view of what it meant to be an American; it's not about all those horrible, selfish things I mentioned previously. It's not even about buying SUV's and more fast food than you can shake a cruise missile at. Being a REAL American is all about being tough, waving a flag… and rocking out with a guitar in front of blue screen fireworks!
And if any of those dirty commies get in your way, no need to get upset and go to war. Just show them what you think of their country with a good old fashioned headbutt to the flag
So George, Mr. President, sir – because I know you will be reading this – this is the answer to all your troubles at the moment. First, you need to fire ol' Rummy; the guys not popular anymore and he's just dragging you down. Then, hire Hulk Hogan as your new Secretary of Defence. And let's take that word Secretary out of the title – sounds a little girlie don't you think? So we'll rename it REAL American of Defence… and then if we all train hard, say our prayers and eat our vitamins, we too can be REAL Americans
And before anyone can comment, yes this is the start of something... along the lines of something I have thought/dreamed about since I was 18
Stay Tuned
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