LOGMAN Saves the Day Yet Again

I was going to post this on Jeremy's MySpace for his 200th post, but some crazy kid beat me to it. And while this is completely stupid and makes Cool As Ice seem like a great story, I did just waste my valuable work time writing it.

So here it is. Prepare yourself for the brain cells you are about to lose:


Once upon a time, in a land far away… where the fairies from the North roamed freely across the wild plains of the west… there lived a young badger by the name of Jerry.

Now Jerry was no ordinary badger; he was, in fact, the best friend of toad named Willis, who just happened to live next door to the brother of a girl who once danced in a club with a guy who claimed to have seen the shadow of the one and only LOGMAN!!!

One afternoon while carefully arranging his Transformer collection by colour, LOGMAN heard a call of distress in the distance. He quickly put on his strongest pair of Chucks and leaped out the door… but not before making sure Grimlock was in a stable standing position – the last thing any superhero wants to come home to after fighting evil is a fallen Dinobot!

So off LOGMAN went, over the hills and far away, to battle the evil that was disturbing his day. He came to an abandoned warehouse, where he found a small fridge being held captive by his arch-nemesis – the evil Sgt. Tunnel-Vision!

"Sgt, Tunnel-Vision, your bad ways are over!" LOGMAN stated
"Oh-no, it's LOGMAN!" said the fearful Sgt. Tunnel-Vision. "He'll ruin my plans again!"
"Hurrah! LOGMAN has come to save me!" shouted the fridge with glee

LOGMAN quickly swooped down and released the fridge from the clutches of the evil Sgt. Tunnel-Vision, and it ran home as fast as it could. LOGMAN turned to the Sgt., just as he was trying to make a sneaky escape…

"Not so fast, you evil-doer of evil!" LOGMAN shouted, and he grabbed the Sgt.
"Please, oh please!' pleaded Sgt. Tunnel-Vision. 'Don't hurt me."
"I'm not going to hurt you…' stated our hero. 'But do you want to come over to my place and play Dizzy Dizzy Dinosaur? It's really not as fun on my own."
"Hmmmm…' our villain pondered. 'Can I be yellow? I feel it is the most evil of colours"
"Of course you can.' LOGMAN replied, and they both headed back to LOGMAN's home where they played all afternoon until Sgt. Tunnel-Vision's mother called him home for dinner

THE END