Tuesday, 19 June 2007

More MySpace Bulletins

And does anyone else find the Boy/Girl bulletin a little odd?

I mean, first of all who doesn't like hoodies?  I don't think that would make anyone more of a man.  Saying dogs are better than cats isn't manly - just ignorant. And someone being obsessed with Power Rangers only proves they were a child when the show was on - not really an indication of sex.  It's like saying that because I love Transformers, I must be a guy, when it really means I was a child in 1984.  And I am a complete geek.

I don't know anyone in this country that collected baseball cards.

And yet the girl questions are so stereotypical it's ridiculous; no guy owns a skirt or a dress, and that was used for 2 seperate questions!  Talk about desperately trying to be condescending.

Most terrifying of all, though, is the calculations that are then used to determine your 'Male/Female Levels'.  Most people scored highly in their own sex (duh), but then some also scored quite well in the opposite sex and gained a total higher than 100%.  Brumbys actually scored 126% as a man - double my score - and then a further 28% as a woman.  Does this make him twice the man I am?  And 1.5 the person the rest of us are?  And being a half a person more than anyone, does he have any superpowers???

So if you still feel the need to do this quiz and determine your sex, I have devised my own that should help you:

BOY
[ ] You have a penis

GIRL
[ ] You have a vagina



Now there's two words I never thought I'd ever see me write!

And I realise some people may tick both answers, and they are a special breed of people.  They are called "Fashon Designers" and can be seen on a show called Project Runway.

Man I wish TV3 would hurry up and bring that back.

2 comments:

Lou said...

It's like there's this really strong push going on this decade to try and restore antiquated ideas of 'men as men' and 'women as women', rather than allowing a nice sort of 'do whatever the heck you want and act however the heck you want'.

You should see the WAG culture being created over here - as Lotte puts it, girls and women are being taught to aspire to marry a rich footballer, and that the way to achieve this is by being very skinny, wearing very trendy fashions, having an uber-tan, and peroxiding peroxiding peroxiding. Dumbing down your IQ and pumping up your breasts are also major pluses.

Men, meanwhile, are still meant to want to flick straight to page 3 to see a naked woman, grunt over beer and football, and of course dominate the economy and the corporate sector.

Way to environmentalise the next generation back into the 1950s. Thanks a bunch.

What is the gender test you're referring to? Am curious as to what the other questions are and what I would get (on the proper BBC gender-cognitions test I am smack bang in the middle of traditionally masculine, traditionally feminine).

LOGMAN said...

ok i will email it to you

i scored 63% male and 49% female, so i fell quite nicely in the middle. when you read it, you'll see why i didn't score too high on the male side (i'll send the copy i filled in)

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