Word to ya mutha... WHORE!!!
Seriously, what is the deal with her popularity? First she turns the Black Eyed Peas into an advertising campaign for her ass, and now this low-class stripper thinks she has enough musical talent to warrant a solo single?
I thought "My Humps" was the lowest any 'musical artist' (and boy do I use that term loosely here) could sink, but "London Bridge" is just a slight re-working of Gwen Stefani's "Hollaback Girl"... minus any shred of vocal, musical or song writing skill. The only partially entertaining part is the fact that it was produced by the same guy who produced The Pussycat Dolls' "Buttons"... and not even he could make Fergie sound good!
Back to my original point... I genuinely consider Stacy Ferguson to be the worst thing to happen to pop music. Not only does she reinforce the attitude that you don't have to have talent to sell records, just act like a $2 hooker, but people continue to buy the music by her and The Black Eyed Peas no matter how devoid of quality it is. And this in turn lowers the quality of the music that is released by other labels - record executives don't care about artists or songs so long as they sound like what it is already selling. So what we then get is more people trying to sound like they are 12 and referring to their body parts with as much maturity as a 5 year old
Think I'm joking? Go listen to Robbie Williams' latest single "Rude Box"...
I hereby plead with all music loving people around the world to join with me in prayer... that one day our radio waves and televisons will be free of the flat tones and skanky dance moves that we have been subjected to by the untalented, unattractive, unintelligent and unbelievably annoying WHORE that is Stacy Ferguson
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