You Wanted a Post?

So, Louise has requested I make a new post. Fair enough, as I haven't done anything of note on here in about 4 years...

The problem is I have nothing to blog about. I spend most of my time never reading anything of interest - other than the continuing troubles of Zimbabwe - and can never seem to find the energy or steely determination it requires to write a blog worthy of my award winning* blog site.

Of course, a short time ago, I did consider posting a review for Corduroy's album Dad Man Cat. Would you like to read that? I was also considering posting future album reviews on here too - just to solidify my status as a music geek. If that would meet your approval, then please let me know.

As you can tell, I have a serious lack of sources for humorous material at the moment (George Lucas and Paul McCartney haven't anything remotely annoying lately. Bastards). And I don't like it when this blog isn't funny. I can't even think of something witty to put in this particular blog! So with all creativity lost, I decided to head to the newspaper...

Turns out Bill Gates is retiring in 2 days. I had no idea - I guess he must have taken me buying a Mac pretty hard. Sorry, Bill, don't take it personal; it's not that I completely hate your company for trying to monopolise the computer industry while continuing to give customers the same bug-infested crappy software every year, resulting in the development of the worst operating system possible and office applications that are basically the same as they were 10 years ago except the buttons are round and there are now probably 2000 more security issues, and Hotmail is totally pants, and Internet Explorer is slow and just begs undesirable internet surfers to send you viruses. Pfish, not even.

Enjoy your retirement, Bill. You have enough money to not be bored for the both of us.


Does that even make sense???


I guess it is true what they say; an Apple a day keeps Bill Gates away.


*Logman vs The Human Race won the Academy award for "Best Performance by a Blog in a Supporting Role" and a Grammy award for "Best Music Geekdom" which was subsequently returned because we here at Logman vs The Human Race think the Grammy awards are about as fantastic as eating deep-fried shoes. And I'm not talking about good shoes - I mean a pair of cruddy old B-52s that some snot-nosed little kid has been wearing to school all year. Even on mufti days. What a clown. I hope all the other kids made fun of him.