Weekly Dose of Mean

As those on my 'MySpace Friends' list are well aware, I recently posted a bulletin/survey for everyone to fill in and post, thinking this would be a fun source of entertainment. Turns out it has been for me; only 2 of my friends filled it in (I don't really care), but it was filled in by a friend of Steve's, who then forwarded the response to me... and it was so intelligent that I really couldn't resist posting it here with a little bit of commentary from myself.

And to help everyone, I've left my questions in black, his answers are in blue and my comments are in bold italics (how daring, right? I've gone MAD!)

On with the show!


1. How cool is Logan? COLD,
Well OK, I can't really argue with that... if you want to go with the literal meaning and not the casual slang of 'cool' meaning 'happening hip cat that everyone loves and admires' then yes I am cold... but then check the weather, doofus - I bet you aren't too warm either

2. What do you think makes Logan so darn cool? ALL THE ICE,
Again, I won't really argue; because as Jeremy and some others are aware, I lie on icebergs and lift Mastodons

3. Is Logan your hero? DEPENDS WHO HE CAN FREEZE.
Hold up - so I'm Mr. Freeze now? I am now some snarling action villain that helps George Clooney and Chris O'Donnell completely ruin the Batman film franchise? And if by chance I do have the power to freeze people, I would think that would make me pretty darn special and worthy of your admiration - no matter who it was I could freeze! Talk about someone suffering Tall Poppy syndrome... I can just hear you now going "Yeah he can freeze people... but he's never frozen anyone that interests me, so he can't be that good."
I'd like to see YOU freeze someone!

4. Do you often find yourself asking "What would Logan Do?"? NAH

5. Have you ever watched cartoons with Logan? No
And with this attitude, it's likely you never will

6. If yes, were they actually created AFTER 1992? TO OLD, DON'T THINK SO,
If you learnt how to read (and use correct grammar), you would notice this question is only relevant to people who answered "Yes" to the previous question, where you answered "No". Or are you confused, and think we have watched cartoons together - because now you seem to be claiming that we have watched cartoons that have been made after 1992, which again proves how out of touch with reality you are. The only cartoon worth watching in 1993 was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and even then it was not at its best

7. What makes a great ice cream sundae topping? Chocolate

8. Who is your favourite Professional Wrestler? ALL THE LADYS, LOL
I pity people that actually consider the Playboy rejects that now flood wrestling shows to be 'wrestlers'. Sure, there are a couple that have skills in the ring, but the only ones that get real television time are the ones that are willing to expose flesh and parade around for all the hormonal little teenage boys. It's part of the reason I don't watch it anymore. And your second grammatical error is slightly overshadowed by that disgusting abbreviation that ends your sentence... I also pity people who think that is a word

9. Do you think he/she could beat Logan? In Santa with Muscles - YIP, THEY WOULD MELT HIM DOWN WITH LOOKS, LOL
OK I'll let you off for not deleting Steve's comment about Santa with Muscles...
So what I can establish from your response, is that I am now made entirely of ice(?) and the "LADYS" of pro-wrestling have laser vision, with which they will melt me??? Dude, what sort of crack were you smoking today? I don't remember drugs being that good when I was a kid

Let me declare - right now - that LOL is need of a serious beat down, and I hereby challenge it to a Retirement Match in 8 weeks

10. In a Steel Cage Match? YIP, STILL THE LOOKS,
Oh I get it, you were trying to say that because they are so 'good-looking' they would win? Oh well done - I mean, that's all it takes to win a wrestling match - no skill involved whatsoever.

So you think that thin, plastic, trashy, slutty looking women with no self-respect are attractive?

11. Do you prefer turning right or left? DON'T GIVE WAY, PUT PEDAL TO THE FLOOR,

12. Have you ever thought about starting a social club and support group for people who just don't understand why on Earth the Black Eyed Peas are so popular? NAH, BUT FERGIE IS HOT,
I was right!

13. Can you find The Danger Zone? YIP IN HELL,
Sorry, dude - you have the wrong co-ordinates there. While The Danger Zone is somewhere I want to visit, Hell is not somewhere I wish on anyone. Although that would make an interesting tie between the two songs "Highway to Hell" by ACDC and "Highway to the Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins

14. When listening to The Cure's 'Faith' album, are you amazed at how the vast expanse of the musical backdrop and soaring arrangements, while accompanied by lyrics of desperation and fear, has absolutely no emotional impact whatsoever? WHO ARE THEY WHEN THEY ARE AROUND,
I think that's pretty obvious - they are The Cure
dumbass

15. And finally, tell us what would happen if your were to take a trip to the moon… WITHOUT USING THE LETTER E

I deleted his final answer, as it was too stupid to even warrant the use of copy and paste

Ahhh... I feel so cleansed...
And yes, I am listening to Purple Rain yet again... it's just so amazing!
Only wish MySpace would let me post the proper album (it's really called Purple Rain, or Music from the Motion Picture Purple Rain, and was released in 1984 - not 2005. It's weird how it comes up with crazy stuff like this). But anyway, for you young ones out there, I can't recommend this song/movie (or should I just come right out and say it's a 90 minute music video) enough - the live version of Purple Rain itself is incredible