My Work Bio

We had to fill these in at work for some sort of 'Employee Appreciation' thing at the next shareholders meeting. I thought it might be interesting to fill it out with complete honesty:

What do you do for the company?
Waste its money as it continues to pay me wages and pay for travel expenses

What do you like most about your work?
Spending all day reading WCW Nitro reports and keeping my MySpace up to date

What were you doing before coming to work for Port Blakely?
Working part-time in a cafe and using my spare time much more wisely, working on music and various projects at church

In three words, how would you describe yourself?
F*** You, WCW.©

Describe the perfect day off
Lying in bed watching TMNT or Rocky all day long, and never having to even think about going back to my stupid boring office