How To Make My Job More Interesting

My job is boring. Seriously, really boring.

Everyday I come to work with the plan that I am going to work hard and go home feeling fulfilled, and everyday I find I have less and less to do and end up just sitting at my computer reading things about pro-wrestling from the mid-90's when it was fun. So with that in mind, I have thought of a few 'angles' we could try to make my workplace a little bit more exciting:

1. Before I walk in the door each morning, my theme music blasts through the Forsyth Barr building. People come from out of their offices to greet me and cheer me on

2. Replace our office chairs with folding metal chairs to make sneak attacks on co-workers that much more sinister

3. While someone from another office is giving their report during our weekly conference call, I will interrupt them and declare that I am "sick and tired of hearing them running their mouth like this", claim they really stole the report from me, and challenge them to a match in 6 weeks

4. Every time my computer crashes, I look to the rest of the office for their approval, and then after running my thumb across my throat in a menacing fashion, I leap off the filing cabinet and finish the computer off with a diving headbutt

5. As board members or employees make their way to the conference room, I attack from
behind and cause career threatening injuries that heal up after a couple of weeks

6. I form an alliance with a few co-workers and we wreak havoc on the entire organisation, stealing people's photocopying and spray painting "nWo" on our computer screens

7. Finish every meeting with "What are you gonna do when Logman runs wild on you?!"

8. Every time my boss asks me to do work, I throw it back in his face and challenge him to a match tonight where the loser does the work

9. Form a tag team with the Accountant where we remain successful for many months, until jealousy tears us apart and we have a steel cage match to determine who will be the real accountant

10. Turn my desk into the Announce Table for the Spanish Commentary team, slamming all visitors on it


I thought about just hiring Vince Russo as our Director, but I felt like that was a reference only wrestling fans would enjoy.

Maybe another time