Tuesday, 20 March 2007

Vince Russo Books My Work part 2

WEDNESDAY
We see two people from an office below making coffee. They start WALKING. The bimbos are WALKING. Vince Russo is WALKING. He calls out Director. Director is WALKING. Russo says he wants the briefcase. Director says he is going to give it back to me after I finish the reconciliation. Vince Russo says I will never win the Reconciliation, even if he has to screw me out of the Championship. Director says he is in charge and he is giving me a chance to get the briefcase back tonight, if I can answer the phones instead of The Receptionist

Break

The bimbos are ready to have their strip-off. When down to their underwear, Accountant runs in and stops them from going any further, appealing to his bimbo (calling her Janet and "breaking kayfabe") to respect herself because he loves her. They embrace and leave the ring. The other bimbo stands there confused, as they have not followed what was planned. Vince Russo is with The Receptionist talking strategy for answering the phones. The phone rings, and The Receptionist ignores it. Russo orders her to answer, but instead she stands up and walks away. I seize the opportunity and answer the phone. Vince Russo drops to his knees and yells "NOOOOOOOO!"

Break

Director is WALKING. He goes to the board room for a meeting with local investors. During the meeting, he talks of the positives to investing in the company, while defending the negatives. After a grueling 2 minute meeting, he is on the verge of victory. Suddenly, Accountant enters. He puts on a video for the local investors, showing them Director burning trees and making prank phone calls to the local investors. Disgusted by the revelations, the local investors leave. Director loses the deal. I stand at the water cooler watching the entire thing go down


THURSDAY
Director is at the front of the office. He has the briefcase. He talks about yesterday's tragic events and the interference from Accountant. He then calls me out to meet him. I'm WALKING. Director says he will be in my corner tomorrow for the Reconciliation on a Pole and goes to hand me the briefcase. Accountant comes out and says it doesn't matter what happens – he will still win and become Champion. Vince Russo comes out and says today The Receptionist and I are going to pay for our lack of respect by having to code invoices. Then, Accountant slips into the ring and snatches the briefcase, handing it to Vince Russo

Break

The Receptionist is WALKING. She comes to the front of the office to explain her actions. She claims Vince Russo was treating her unfair, demanding she wear more revealing clothing and asking her to do things she didn't want to do. She calls Vince Russo something that is bleeped. She then says "Vince Russo… Go to Hell! I quit!" throws her mic down and leaves

Break

With The Receptionist gone, I am WALKING to code the invoices. As I make my way through the pile of uncoded invoices, Accountant begins to query my coding and ask I change a few. But there are some code sheets that I can not find and it looks like I will not be able to finish the task. Then, The Receptionist sneaks into Accountant's office behind his back and steals the coding sheets. She then hands them to me, and I use them to finish coding the invoices. However, the codes she hands me are not correct and I fail to code the invoices properly. They were fake codes she had written herself in order to trick me. Accountant is the New Champion! The Receptionist, Accountant and Vince Russo embrace – it had all been a swerve all along! Accountant then switches off my computer without closing Windows properly. This is sure to cause some system errors and could affect my chances in the Reconciliation on a Pole. They WALK to the back lifting the briefcase high and telling me I am finished.

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