Vince Russo Books My Work part 3

FRIDAY
Reconciliation on a Pole. Just before we start, Director comes to the front and declares a new stipulation: if Accountant fails, Vince Russo will be fired. Accountant is WALKING. I am WALKING. We both go to grab the Reconciliation from the pole, and I get it first. I quickly duck to my computer and start the reconciliation (apparently we've forgotten what happened yesterday), but there are some calculations that don't add up. I ask The Receptionist for a calculator (as I said, it seems like yesterday's events don't matter) and she hands me one – except the batteries are missing! And in another swerve, she throws the batteries to Director, who then throws them in the bin! Who would have seen that coming? As I WALK over to Director and accuse him of treachery, Accountant steals the Reconciliation away and begins working on it, using the correct codings from yesterday (now yesterday's events matter) and processing the things I had not done. I continue to be distracted by Director, and Accountant nears completion of the reconciliation, when Janet comes to ringside to cheer on Accountant. Then she enters his office… and slaps Accountant! Vince Russo sneaks in, steals the Reconciliation and completes it. Vince Russo is the New Champion! Accountant doesn't know what happened and looks confusingly on as Vince Russo and Janet embrace. Director grabs the briefcase and he, The Receptionist, Vince Russo and Janet all run to the Director's office. Once there they open the briefcase, and inside they find…

NOTHING!!!