Vince Russo Books My Work part 1

MONDAY
I arrive at work carrying a briefcase and accompanied by a blonde in a bikini. I stand at the front of the office and tell everyone that the contents of my briefcase are going to "change the workplace as we know it!". I then sit at my desk, only to be attacked from behind by The Receptionist, who then steals the briefcase and runs back to her desk. Instead of going and getting it back, I then go back to the front of the office - everyone watches me WALKING - where I complain about the injustice I have just been victim to. This brings out The Receptionist, who claims the contents of the briefcase are not for anyone to see and that she is going to give it to the company director, known from here on as Director (last week he was called Manager). He wants the briefcase for himself, but says he will let me have it back if... I can Reconcile the Bank Account!!! Furious, I knock over a desk and tell Director that he's a good for nothing scumbag and that he has had it in for me since I eliminated him in paintball last year, in a reference to something that happened "behind the scenes". This brings out Vince Russo, who claims I am not following what he has written and that I will Reconcile the Bank Account, or he will write me out of a job. This makes everyone wonder if this is really a work or shoot...

Break

Accountant is WALKING. Accountant is in a Conference Call with some of the board members and a few more half naked women. Just when it looks like he's about to get his budget approved, I bust through the door and cut the phone connection, causing his budget to be denied due to interference. I WALK off.


TUESDAY
Accountant is WALKING. He goes to Director and Vince Russo and says he wants in on this reconciliation too. I'm WALKING. I go to the filing cabinet and search for a lease agreement. I can't find the lease agreement. Accountant comes out and says he has the lease agreement, and if I want it I have to give him a title shot. I chase him to the back

Break

Vince Russo is WALKING. He goes to the front of the office and declares that there are now some stipulations regarding the Reconciliation. It is now a Reconciliation on a Pole between myself and Accountant for the Championship. I come out and argue with Vince Russo about his new stipulations, claiming they are unfair. Vince Russo says that until the contents of the briefcase are revealed he is going to be making my life hell. Tonight I will have to do some Photocopying and the Championship is on the line. For no reason, a local courier picks up a package.

Break

We go to the photocopier, where I begin my Photocopying. The Receptionist and Accountant run in and turn off the copier, causing all the paper to go to waste. The blonde bimbo in my company runs in and turns it back on, only to have it turned off again by one of the bimbos with Accountant. Accountant is declared the New Champion! This brings back Director. He declares that the two bimbos are to now have a strip-off to settle their differences, and then – in a complete swerve – he turns the photocopier back on! I finish the photocopying and Director gives me back the Championship. Accountant & The Receptionist head to the back shouting