Yawn

House of the Dead was funny. In no way whatsoever did that movie make sense or even look good. And I'm pretty sure they were going for a whole Terminator thing with the zombies and their red glowing eyes... but yeah, the main zombie was like Dr Frankenstein or something... brilliant stuff. Quick plot summary: rave on a deserted and evil island gets destroyed when zombies eat everyone so a small group of friends decide that they can't get to their boat so they fight their way back to a small house where they will protect themselves, only to discover the house is the head zombie's base of operations (where he continues to mutate his blood so he can live forever) and all to the beat of Prodigy rip-offs and HILARIOUSLY awful editing - complete with scenes from the video game it is based on. And I'm not joking at all

And as for Saw II - how many ways can we say 'predictable'?
The supposed big swerve was about as shocking as Robocop shooting a criminal; if you didn't guess it within the first half hour then you are a moron. A grade A flying moron (though I am quite sure you might be too stupid to be able to fly, so you would most likely crash. So I guess what I'm trying to say is you are stupid. Whoever you are). Quick plot summary: bad people get tortured. And most of them die.

Haven't watched Halloween yet (the Rob Zombie version). Not quite sure if my brain can take the insanity right now... though it might provide some distraction from the fact that I have nothing else to do. Though I feel some tequila would make it more interesting. But it doesn't matter because I have none and it is late. I should get some friends.