Showing posts with label Cheese. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cheese. Show all posts

Sunday, 6 December 2015

UNMASKED (1980)

Even the Kiss comics are getting sick of Kiss...

More cheese! Kiss are officially no longer a rock band and have moved into the genre of cheesy radio pop. That's totally a genre you can search on iTunes and Spotify. There you will find this album. And, like, Icona Pop or something. I like Icona Pop. I Love It makes me feel like a sexy badass bitch.

Oh, I'm listening to Kiss and not Icona Pop? Sure, if you insist...

Well it opens with a great line about a "Cat drooling at the bar stool". Yup. But Is That You? is actually a really fun song, so I'll let that slide for now. Then we get that pop classic Shandi, which is all kinds of awesome. Then Ace Frehley keeps the awesome coming with Talk to Me. Gene decides things have been too fun so far, so he chimes in with some painfully forced singing on Naked City. Which would otherwise be a good song. Paul brings back the awesome fun cheese with Tomorrow, before Ace sings about how much of a bummer it is for him having his pick of the women in Two Sides of the Coin. Hard life, huh Ace?

She's So European may well be the silliest song Kiss have ever done. Then it gets outdone 2 songs later by Torpedo Girl. Then the album ends with You're All That I Want, which I really dig for some reason. I think it is the guitar work. Or I am just weird like that. Whatever.

And we say "Goodbye" to Peter Criss. Even though he didn't play on this album at all. But 1980 Kiss didn't want you to know that, so he is still on the cover and in the credits like he rocked those drums and sang lots of backup vocals. Good times.


Highlights:
Shandi, Talk to Me, Tomorrow

Lowlights:
Easy As It Seems


Verdict = 4 Smoking Les Paul Guitars


DYNASTY (1979)

Celebrity Squares were suffering a serious budget crisis...

Kiss does disco!

Well, sort of. Definitely not your standard Kiss rock album. I Was Made For Lovin' You is so awesome everyone loves it. EVERYONE!!! Sure Know Something is also kind of disco, but like a disco ballady-type thing. Kind of. Dirty Livin' is the struttin-est Kiss song in the ever. Then the middle patch is such ho-hum mediocre goofiness. Luckily Gene discovers how to make cheese fun again with X-Ray Eyes, before Ace closes the album with the most badass track people never care about. I'd totally do a cover of this song if I had a band and could play guitar and could sing and was super awesome and a famous musician that people cared about my playing in some degree.

Oh the song is over.


Highlights:
I Was Made for Lovin' You, Sure Know Something, Dirty Livin', Save Your Love

Lowlights:
Nothing overly terrible, except for the nonsense of lyrics like "What is my charisma?". How does that even begin to make sense to anyone??


Verdict = 4 Smoking Les Paul Guitars

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