Sunday, 6 December 2015

DYNASTY (1979)

Celebrity Squares were suffering a serious budget crisis...

Kiss does disco!

Well, sort of. Definitely not your standard Kiss rock album. I Was Made For Lovin' You is so awesome everyone loves it. EVERYONE!!! Sure Know Something is also kind of disco, but like a disco ballady-type thing. Kind of. Dirty Livin' is the struttin-est Kiss song in the ever. Then the middle patch is such ho-hum mediocre goofiness. Luckily Gene discovers how to make cheese fun again with X-Ray Eyes, before Ace closes the album with the most badass track people never care about. I'd totally do a cover of this song if I had a band and could play guitar and could sing and was super awesome and a famous musician that people cared about my playing in some degree.

Oh the song is over.


Highlights:
I Was Made for Lovin' You, Sure Know Something, Dirty Livin', Save Your Love

Lowlights:
Nothing overly terrible, except for the nonsense of lyrics like "What is my charisma?". How does that even begin to make sense to anyone??


Verdict = 4 Smoking Les Paul Guitars

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