UWF Fury Hour Episode 17, 11th February 1991
Tonight! We will see a bunch of matches we were supposed to see earlier - including the ending of that anticipated Mr. Wonderful/Dr. Death match they couldn't be bothered playing in full. But this week might be better because THE VIKING is here!
David Sammartino vs Louie Spicolli
Bruno claims David is unhappy with Larry Zybysko lying about retiring Bruno. He also questions David's strategy during the match and decides his son needs to put on a bit more weight.
Winner = David Sammartino via figure-4 leglock, which is why he worked on Spicolli's fucking arm for the whole match...
Ivan Koloff vs Riki Ataki
Craig thinks Ataki may be a force to be reckoned with. He at least does get in a few moves today... but then Ivan does what Ivan does.
Winner = Ivan Koloff via Million Dollar Dream?
It's not easy being 'Mr. Wonderful'.
'Mr. Wonderful' Paul Orndorff vs 'Dr. Death' Steve Williams
We actually pick up where we left off last time and I have no idea what was happening then. Someone is bleeding and Craig and Bruno argue over who it is. It's so odd to wait so long to air the rest of the match - especially with this fucking finish.
Draw via double disqualification
All the jobbers come out to try and separate them.
Captain Lou's Corner
Captain Lou Albano knows about water! And here comes Sunny Beach. Why is a total redneck doing a surfer gimmick? Albano believes he is proof the UWF are bringing in the best of the best. I believe he is proof this is shit.
'Iceman' King Parsons vs Jobbery Jobjob
Herb informs us 'Mr. Wonderful' and 'Dr. Death' have signed the contract for a lumberjack match when the UWF returns to New York. Oh wow! Another match you'll make a total mess of. Colonel DeBeers is back and so is his eye patch? Bruno wants to see 'Iceman's reaction - Bruno wants some drama!
Winner = 'Iceman' King Parson via punch. Seriously.
And nothing happened with DeBeers... so that was pointless.
THE VIKING vs The Intern
The Viking smashes a fan's seat with his hammer.
The Intern actually gets in a few moves - he even has The Viking wobbled! Da fuq?!? So The Viking slams him.
Winner = The Viking via powerslam
Bruno thinks that is the end of his internship. Hahahaha.
Ask The Wrestlers
Bruno puts over the wrestlers of his generation because he hasn't wrestled the UWF roster. And he's realistic.
'Chief' Jay Strongbow vs Barry O
Not even Herb or Craig have anything interesting to say about this match. And neither do I.
Draw via time limit expired
Thoughts:
- Fuck this show.
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