UWF Fury Hour: Episode 7

UWF Fury Hour Episode 7, 12th November 1990

We get a recap of the racist-DeBeers-black referee nonsense from a few weeks ago before Herb and Bruno give their thoughts. We've also got new graphics for the wrestlers again. What, no Viking? Well this episode is going to fail...

'Dr. Death' Steve Williams vs Robbie Allen
Another one-sided beating from Dr. Death.

Winner = 'Dr. Death' Steve Williams via blah blah blah

Larry Zybysko is here?

'Cowboy' Bob Orton vs Steven DeLeon(?)
Bruno sure does like the word "schlacking". Some dude keeps yelling at DeLeon about being "a real man"?

Winner = 'Cowboy' Bob Orton via superplex

Orton complains about losing to 'Mr. Wonderful' Paul Orndorff and now the crowd are supporting him?

Next month will see the start of a new segment on The Fury Hour - Ask the Wrestlers. Oooh I can't wait!

'Killer Bee' B. Brian Blair vs Louie Spicolli
Orton is still in the ring and Blair says "Get your nose out of my beeswax!". So John Tolos talks Orton into leaving the ring - so now they are teaming? This is The Golden Greek's famed stable? Holy cow, Blair's sharpshooter is terrible.

Winner = B. Brian Blair via bad sharpshooter

Paul Orndorff shills the merch like a pro!

Cactus Jack gives us a history lesson or something...

Captain Lou's Corner
Today's guest is 'The Golden Greek' John Tolos. They respect each other's skills but not their tactics blah blah blah. Tolos calls Albano a whimp. Albano bites Tolos' tie. Now they're just yelling over each other and I have no idea what's being said. 

Nikita Koloff cuts a promo on New York. Are the UWF planning a show there or something?

Nikita Koloff vs Spitball Patterson
Herb tries to tell me Spitball Patterson has had "a few victories here in the UWF". When did that happen?? He gets laid out by a tackle and Bruno thinks he's weak.

Winner = Nikita Koloff via Russian Sickle

'Mr. Wonderful' Paul Orndorff vs The Masked Grappler
Orndorff is mad!

Winner = 'Mr. Wonderful' Paul Orndorff via not messing around

Colonel DeBeers talks about about a fire at a movie studio which has zero to do with a black referee or Billy Jack Haynes. 

Billy Jack Haynes used to have a black babysitter. He now has a terrbile moustache. He fights for all races and people... except for South Africa.

Billy Jack Haynes vs Colonel DeBeers
Colonel DeBeers is too busy arguing with the referee, so Billy Jack Haynes attacks him from behind like a true hero. DeBeers throws the ref into Haynes. Haynes gets DeBeers in the dreaded 'Full Nelson', but DeBeers just kicks the referee.

Winner = Billy Jack Haynes via disqualification

Billy Jack Haynes just up and leaves, so Colonel DeBeers beats up the referee some more. If he was here to protect him, why did Haynes just leave already??

Ken Patera and Nikita Koloff cut promos on each other: Patera like rice bubbles for breakfast, Koloff like muscles.

Thoughts:

• I... have none